I HAVE A SUPER DUPER CRAVING TO WATCH LAGAAN! That movie is the shiznit forrealz.
And I hate pulp. Today I had pizza for dinner. And my mom got mad because I didn't wish my parents a happy anniversary as soon as I woke up. But I wished them when my dad came home for lunch, even though only my dad heard, not my mom.
Yea so anyway, since everyone's been.... OH I FORGOT! I GOT MY LICENSE TODAY WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! And I made Ronak say "WHOOOPEEEE" when I told him, even though I didn't think he would say it. :D
Ok anyway, back to what I was saying... wait before I forget, dark chocolate totally beats white chocolate. White chocolate isn't even real chocolate. It's not chocolate at all! It has a cacao content of 0% and without cacao HOW CAN IT BE CONSIDERED CHOCOLATE!? It's just sugary mess of sugar and milk and sugar and sugar. It's disgusting. It's not even yummy. It's grossness combined with gross sugar. That's what it is. Dark chocolate is made of cacao and awesomesauce. And some other stuff.
And mint chocolate chip ice cream = heaven.
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OK BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING!
Since everyone's been saying which five people they would invite to their dinner party, I'm not gonna do that. Dinner parties aren't even fun unless it's an Indian one and me, Sri, and Dolly are there and we make forts out of chairs, blankets, and pillows.
So instead, I WAS gonna list the 5 people I would invite to a slumber party but then I wouldn't be able to invite any guys so instead here are the 5 people I would invite to a tea party and then watch mean girls and play manhunt.
1. Michael Jackson. Because he's awesome like that.
2. Selena Gomez. Because I have a ginormous girl-crush on her.
3. Teenage Tom Riddle. Because he's hot and manipulative.
4. Taeyang. Because he's hot and can dance and sing. And is single.
5. VegetaGokuTrunksGohanPiccoloGotenKrillinAndroid18FatBuuChiChiVidelBulmaPanBra. Ok I know that's cheating but I can't pick just one!!!!
I have a feeling that VegetaGokuTrunksGohanPiccoloGotenKrillinAndroid18FatBuu will win at manhunt. Me and Selena Gomez and ChiChiVidelBulmaPanBra will bond over Mean Girls and we'll all have a grand old time at our tea party. By the way, there will be no tea served at the tea party. Only lemonade and Pepsi and ice cream. And some other stuff.
But Tom Riddle might try to kill us. Whatever yo.
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Edit: I would also Richard Ramirez: The Night Stalker. He's a satanic serial killer that is currently on death row for doing unmentionably gross things. Oh, and I also would invite some bodyguards.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Sunday, August 8, 2010
I NEED DRIVING SAFETY ARTICLES!!!!!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!!!!!!!!?????????????
We have to cut out 15 non-internet articles about any topic relating to driving safety for an assignment in Driver's Ed. It was given on the very first day of class and it's due tomorrow and I ONLY HAVE 2 ARTICLES CUT OUT!!!!!!!!
I NEED NEWSPAPERS! AND I HAVE TO DO MY SUMMER READING! OH NO! I ALREADY FEEL THE STRESS COMING IN!!!! SCHOOL HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET!!!!!!
WHERE ARE THE NEWSPAPERS WHEN I NEED THEM!!!!??????
We have to cut out 15 non-internet articles about any topic relating to driving safety for an assignment in Driver's Ed. It was given on the very first day of class and it's due tomorrow and I ONLY HAVE 2 ARTICLES CUT OUT!!!!!!!!
I NEED NEWSPAPERS! AND I HAVE TO DO MY SUMMER READING! OH NO! I ALREADY FEEL THE STRESS COMING IN!!!! SCHOOL HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET!!!!!!
WHERE ARE THE NEWSPAPERS WHEN I NEED THEM!!!!??????
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Last Night's Dream
Ok, my dream last night was super duper realistic. And when I say realistic, I don't mean it was logical and would have happened in real life. I mean, when I woke up I was surprised and upset that it wasn't real.
It started when my parents dropped me off drivers ed. There, I got my blue slip and I drove myself home. Already, that's not possible, but whatever. And even though my driver's ed class is at night, it was super bright outside. Whatever.
So anyway, once I started driving, the road got all mixed up and I was going like all over the place and it was weird so I decided to stop somewhere. I’m pretty sure there’s a Royal Farms in front of Target, but in my dream it was a furniture shop with a gas station outside. Ummmm ok. So I went inside to buy some gum, but there wasn’t any because it was a furniture store. So this guy that worked there that was super duper uber hot went outside and got me some gum because apparently they sold gum outside the furniture store. Uhh ok? Anyway he asked me if I wanted Dentyne or some random nonexistent brand that I can’t remember the name of. I picked the nonexistent brand. And yea Hot Furniture Store Guy and me totally had a thing. I called my parents to pick me up and when they got there, my uncle was there with them.
So blah blah we went back home and for some reason we went to our old apartments in Woodmill Place instead of the house we live in now. My uncle was visiting but my friends Alexa, I think Melissa, and some other random girls that I can't put my finger on were there. We were all in my room (which was super decked out and was all pink) and Alexa was showing us her wedding dress.... which wasn't white. It was blue and green and looked more like a casual sundress. And then Melissa showed up in the same dress. So we made those the bridesmaid dresses instead. Yea.
Then somehow my bags were already packed and we all left for Canada. Yes, Canada. I didn't even tell my parents, I just left. Alexa was driving. I called my parents and told them about me going to Canada and if it was ok since my uncle was visiting. They were like ok whatever. THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE! EVEN IF I WAS JUST GOING TO A PARTY 10 MINUTES AWAY! I don't even know why we were going to Canada. I'm assuming it was for Alexa's bachelorette party but I'm just assuming, it was never said in my dream. But we were also going to Paris or something because then one of the other girls was like "OMG I can't believe we're going to Paris. I wanna see the Eiffel Tower." Uhh ok? I could have sworn that 5 minutes ago we were going to Canada. And we never once got on a plane.
So yea we reached customs and we had to stop in a building. This is super weird because when you're driving to Canada you stop at a thing that looks like a toll booth and you show them your passports and you go. That's it. There's no building so wtf was happening in my dream, idk. Maybe we drove to Paris, but that's highly unlikely.
Anyway, in the building we all took showers or something and I took like forever (that is realistic forrealz). And then we had like a giant water fight in the locker rooms with some guy in a giant green and yellow dino suit. Or something like that.
And then we were all ushered into a giant lecture hall and all of our friends were sitting at the very top in the back row. And for some reason we had to dress up empty water bottles with mouse ears and nose, but no tail.
J.K Rowling was doing a Q&A or something. Everybody HAD to ask a question and we were given pre-written question cards for us to ask. I don't remember what everyone else's questions were but my question had something to do with chocolate. I asked Rowling the question and she started rambling about how she grows her own cacao beans and how she has the finest chocolate. She started talking like Willy Wonka, except she still looked like J.K Rowling.
Uhhhhh. Ok.
Then we were all in our hotel room. There were at least 10 girls but we were all in one hotel room. I don't know why. But the room was super duper cool! It was pink and green and purple and blue and it was just awesome in general. And we started gushing about Alexa's wedding and how awesome our bridesmaid dresses were. And that's it. It was never mentioned who Alexa was getting married to (sorry Alexa, I'm not psychic). And that was the end of my dream.
Also while we were gushing about Alexa's wedding and during our car ride to Canada, I was on my laptop for a while. I was internet stalking Mr. Hot Furniture Store Guy and his name was Mikael Naus. See, I can even internet stalk in my DREAMS! I just looked up Mikael Naus on google (in real life) and his Twitter popped up, and from the picture he kinda sorta looks like the guy from my dream, except with shorter hair. I hope Mikael Naus never reads my blog because he would think I was a creep.
Anyway, I really hope my assumption was wrong and that it was not Alexa's bachelorette party, because it kinda sucked. Any bachelorette party where you're sitting in a lecture hall (even if it's a Q&A with J.K. Rowling) is probably not fun.
THAT'S MY DREAM! KTHXBAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It started when my parents dropped me off drivers ed. There, I got my blue slip and I drove myself home. Already, that's not possible, but whatever. And even though my driver's ed class is at night, it was super bright outside. Whatever.
So anyway, once I started driving, the road got all mixed up and I was going like all over the place and it was weird so I decided to stop somewhere. I’m pretty sure there’s a Royal Farms in front of Target, but in my dream it was a furniture shop with a gas station outside. Ummmm ok. So I went inside to buy some gum, but there wasn’t any because it was a furniture store. So this guy that worked there that was super duper uber hot went outside and got me some gum because apparently they sold gum outside the furniture store. Uhh ok? Anyway he asked me if I wanted Dentyne or some random nonexistent brand that I can’t remember the name of. I picked the nonexistent brand. And yea Hot Furniture Store Guy and me totally had a thing. I called my parents to pick me up and when they got there, my uncle was there with them.
So blah blah we went back home and for some reason we went to our old apartments in Woodmill Place instead of the house we live in now. My uncle was visiting but my friends Alexa, I think Melissa, and some other random girls that I can't put my finger on were there. We were all in my room (which was super decked out and was all pink) and Alexa was showing us her wedding dress.... which wasn't white. It was blue and green and looked more like a casual sundress. And then Melissa showed up in the same dress. So we made those the bridesmaid dresses instead. Yea.
Then somehow my bags were already packed and we all left for Canada. Yes, Canada. I didn't even tell my parents, I just left. Alexa was driving. I called my parents and told them about me going to Canada and if it was ok since my uncle was visiting. They were like ok whatever. THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE! EVEN IF I WAS JUST GOING TO A PARTY 10 MINUTES AWAY! I don't even know why we were going to Canada. I'm assuming it was for Alexa's bachelorette party but I'm just assuming, it was never said in my dream. But we were also going to Paris or something because then one of the other girls was like "OMG I can't believe we're going to Paris. I wanna see the Eiffel Tower." Uhh ok? I could have sworn that 5 minutes ago we were going to Canada. And we never once got on a plane.
So yea we reached customs and we had to stop in a building. This is super weird because when you're driving to Canada you stop at a thing that looks like a toll booth and you show them your passports and you go. That's it. There's no building so wtf was happening in my dream, idk. Maybe we drove to Paris, but that's highly unlikely.
Anyway, in the building we all took showers or something and I took like forever (that is realistic forrealz). And then we had like a giant water fight in the locker rooms with some guy in a giant green and yellow dino suit. Or something like that.
And then we were all ushered into a giant lecture hall and all of our friends were sitting at the very top in the back row. And for some reason we had to dress up empty water bottles with mouse ears and nose, but no tail.
J.K Rowling was doing a Q&A or something. Everybody HAD to ask a question and we were given pre-written question cards for us to ask. I don't remember what everyone else's questions were but my question had something to do with chocolate. I asked Rowling the question and she started rambling about how she grows her own cacao beans and how she has the finest chocolate. She started talking like Willy Wonka, except she still looked like J.K Rowling.
Uhhhhh. Ok.
Then we were all in our hotel room. There were at least 10 girls but we were all in one hotel room. I don't know why. But the room was super duper cool! It was pink and green and purple and blue and it was just awesome in general. And we started gushing about Alexa's wedding and how awesome our bridesmaid dresses were. And that's it. It was never mentioned who Alexa was getting married to (sorry Alexa, I'm not psychic). And that was the end of my dream.
Also while we were gushing about Alexa's wedding and during our car ride to Canada, I was on my laptop for a while. I was internet stalking Mr. Hot Furniture Store Guy and his name was Mikael Naus. See, I can even internet stalk in my DREAMS! I just looked up Mikael Naus on google (in real life) and his Twitter popped up, and from the picture he kinda sorta looks like the guy from my dream, except with shorter hair. I hope Mikael Naus never reads my blog because he would think I was a creep.
Anyway, I really hope my assumption was wrong and that it was not Alexa's bachelorette party, because it kinda sucked. Any bachelorette party where you're sitting in a lecture hall (even if it's a Q&A with J.K. Rowling) is probably not fun.
THAT'S MY DREAM! KTHXBAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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