Full On Rant Like You've Never Experienced Before

Ok so last night I was ranting to myself. For a really long time. I'm gonna repeat as much of my rant as I can to you.

I don't get gay people. I mean, I don't really have a problem with them being gay or lesbian or whatever, it's just.... why? I mean what is wrong with NOT going against nature and just liking the opposite sex? I don't even know, it makes no sense to me.

And I don't understand rapists. What is the point of raping someone? Like, WHY would you go through the trouble of forcing yourself on someone. Really, now? That is SUCH a loser thing to do. Go find yourself a girlfriend and go fulfill your S&M fantasies you loser.

Now the thing that REALLY scares me are bisexual rapists. WTF!? NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THEM! Like, what if there was this dude who was straight and he got arrested for raping a girl. And then he went to jail and while he was in jail he became gay or bi? Then when he got out of jail, all the girls would steer clear of him but guys wouldn't because they think they're safe. Then all of a sudden BAM! There is this GUY trying to rape you (if you're a guy). OMG! Like what if I just decide to go on a walk with a friend who's a girl. And I don't think anything of it because she's a girl you know. But then she turn out to be lesbian and wants to rape me!? I probably wouldn't even know what was going on! I can just imagine that whole scene right now. We'd just be walking along and then I'd be getting raped by this girl and I'd be like "Wait what? What's going on?" And she'd be like "Ohhh nothing..." And I'd be like "OMG! Are you trying to rape me!? Is that why you're holding a dildo!?" And she'd be like "Ummm....no." And then I'd get raped and then I'd be like "Wait, I don't get what just happened." OMG I COMPLETELY CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING!

And you know what, forget about homos. They can do whatever, they're cool. Just not in front of me you know. I don't have a probelm with it; I just don't understand it and I'm not that comfortable with homo-PDA. Whatever. And forget about rapists too, they scare me. What I REALLY DON'T GET AT ALL are straight guys. Now I'm a girl so I guess I don't really know anything, but why do guys like girls? Girls are SO annoying! They are SO confusing, they NEVER make any sense, they're ALWAYS complaining about stuff, and they are just SOO BORING! OMG! I can't stand it when I'm hanging out with my girlfriends and they're being so GIRLY! Like, can you shut up for a second so we can talk about cool stuff? Like robots? Or lima beans? Or robots that like eating lima beans? No, I don't want to talk about Edward Cullen and his boring stalkerness.

Which brings me to another point: Edward Cullen is a freaking WEIRDO! He is a 108-year old virgin vampire that is going out with a 17 year old girl. And he stalks her. He comes into her room at night while she's sleeping and watches her sleep. And he keeps tabs on her by reading all her friends' thoughts so he knows what she is doing. And he is such a freaking OVER-PROTECTIVE, FEMALE-DOMINATING MALE! And sometimes he acts like a boyfriend, and sometimes he acts like her freaking DAD! And he's such a PUSSY! He never even fights omg. He's a freaking vampire with all these coolio vampire powers but in the ENTIRE Twilight series, he never ONCE gets into a real fight. WTF!? And he's always so moody. I hate guys that are moody. Stop being moody. And whenever there's a problem, he runs away from it instead of confronting it. So stupid.

And Bella Swan is an idiot too. She is such a typical GIRL! She's always complaining about stuff ugh. Except she's even worse than a typical girl because she doesn't even get excited about anything. Like it's her birthday and she gets MAD when people give her presents. What a party pooper. And she's such a wimp and she's so dependant on Edward. I hate wimpy heroines, you know that? It makes girls look like the weaker sex, but we're NOT! Well technically, we are but oh you know what I mean. Shut up.

And the Twilight series just sucks. I thought it was great at first, but as the books went on, they just kept getting more and more repetitive and STUPID. Like everything was just soo annoying. And it was so boring. Here's a series that has vampires and werewolves, but there are no awesome fighting action scenes. And everyone was soo moody. No one ever made any jokes, except for Jacob. That is why Jacob is awesome because he's a funny, light-hearted guy that still cares. Thus, werewolves are awesomer than vampires. Vampires suck. And I especially got pissed off at the ending of the last book. Almost ALL of Breaking Dawn was about the Cullens getting vampires from all over the world gathered in one place so there could be this amazing vampire fight against another group of vampires. I was soo excited! I was like, this is gonna be AMAZING! Guess what? There was no fight at the end. That was lame. So basically, the series just pissed me off. It was ok just to read it once though. It was good light reading material as long as I didn't think about what I was reading.

Ok ANYWAY. Back to what I was talking about before I started going off on Twilight. Yea, girls are annoying. Personally, if I was a guy, I would be gay just so I wouldn't have to deal with girls and their annoyingness. Yes, I'm a hypocrite, I know. But I'm not saying that guys are so amazing either! They never make up their minds and they're always being SO annoying! I hate it when guys try to pretend they're cool because then they pretend to be indifferent and act like they're so G like they don't care about anything. AGH that pisses me off so much. And they are either super straightforward or they just don't even answer the question right. Or they'll just....say things that piss me off a lot. I don't even know.

So basically, I don't understand how guys can like girls. And I don't understand why we girls like guys. Because girls are stupid and annoying and we suck. And guys are stupid and annoying and they suck. The entire human race is faulted and everyone pisses me off. I hate school.

I really hate school. So much.

Peace, dawg.

The Best Email Ever

Ok so I'm in the school library doing some math project and I had to email my buddies some work so they can put it on the powerpoint and report and stuff. Blahh.

Anyway, I am the most amazing person on earth and I sent them an email titled "Boogers" as the subject and in the body I wrote "Hahahahahahaaaa you picked it!"

It was the best email I've ever sent and I suggest that you send it to all your friends early in the morning one day when they are sitting right next to you so that you can laugh at their faces when they check it.

Thank you, thank you. *bows*

My Dance Videos!

These are from last year but I just recently posted them on Youtube. Tell me what you think. :)

SUMMER!

YOOOO EVERYONE!
It's SUMMERTIME! Ladies looking hot. Shakin up what they got. Elephant mon Kat common! Sense is tellin me you're lookin, I can feel it on my skin....

Love that song. Sorry about going off on a tangent. But it really is summer time.

I've got so much stuff to do this summer.

14th-19th - Beach Week (Leadership training for TSA)

26th-2nd - TSA National Conference

Sometime after that - Something top secret that I can't divulge because I've been instructed by my mother not to in case we decide not to.

And all summer, Alex, Tyusha, and I will be hanging out every Monday, watching The Secret Life. Can't wait until Season 2!
Me, Alex, Tyusha, and Tobi (Bri) will be watching the midnight showing Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. DEFINITELY CANNOT wait until that!

I have soo much stuff I wanna do this summer, I can't even name it all. And right now I'm busy anyway, but I'll come back and add a note to this post or make a new post on what my to-do list is this summer. :)

TTYL babes. Love ya ;)

Just 11 More Days

Ok ok ok. Just 11 more days. I can get through this. Those of you whose school days are already over, YOU ARE SO EFFING LUCKY!!!

I'm sooo stressed it's like WTF!? There's only a week and 2 days left of actual school and then 3 days of exams and I'm STRESSED!!?? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?
There shouldn't BE anything to stress about at this point!!! I just want to get through this week! This week and everything will be ALL over!!!

But I can't wait until this summer! I have so much stuff to do!!! It's gonna be fun!

TSA Nationals! And we're throwing a party in the girls' suite! Beach leadership training! SOO MUCH TIME!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yes I am very excited.

I am soo, so sorry. K?

OK I know I said I would post a rant. And I would make it long and I would talk about stuff I hate and all that.

And I know I didn't.

Errr...sorry. I've been extremely busy with SHIT. But even though I was extremely busy today also, I decided I would take the time to make a mini-post. WHat is it going to be about? I have no idea.

Well first of all I would like to ask a question: What the hell is this whole "playing the gay card to get the girls" thing? I mean, WTF? Ok seriously, I really don't get that.

I asked my friend at lunch what the logic behind girls making out to get guys is and why the fuck it actually works and he's like "Well, put it this way. If you saw two guys making out, would you look away or keep watching?"

I would keep watching. I bet I wouldn't even blink either.

But that wouldn't make me attracted to them. I'd be like "Ok, these dudes are GAY! They are OFF-LIMITS!" So why don't other people get this?

And another things that pisses me off is people pretending to be gay.

Don't get me wrong, I don't care if you're gay, or lesbian, or bi, homo, trans, or metro or whatever. That's cool man, as long as you keep the PDA on the DL most of the time.

But all of a sudden there are wayyyy too many lesbian girls at school. I can't believe half of them. So what pisses me off is when people pretend to be homo or whatever.

Do they think it's cool or something? No. Being homo does not make you cool. It doesn't really change anything usually. If you're a cool person and you happen to be gay, then yu're still a cool person. But if you're a weirdo and you're gay, then YOU'RE STILL A WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!

QUIT INSULTING GAYS AND STOP PRETENDING TO BE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U WANNABEFAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway........

Now that I've got that off my chest...

So tomorrow is Legislative Appreciation Day. So the TSA state officers and other state officers that are not TSA but....other things are gonna have a luncheon at Dover Downs. I will DEVOUR ZE CHEESECAKE!!! SACRE BLEU!!!!!!!!

And then we're gonna go listen to important people talk and we get to meet Markell and other people that are like him but aren't as important since I don't know their names.

FUNFUNFUN!!!! I get to miss a day of school, and I get to eat cheesecake. And other things too I guess, but I think the cheesecake will be the highlight. We'll see.

I'm going to make a post tomorrow about the highlights of ze luncheon tomorrow.

Long Time, No Post

YOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so I haven't posted much recently. And I haven't posted anything after Spring Break. By the way, I said I would tell you how much of my list I did over break. WELL I LIED! I mean, I really was going to tell, but now that I look back at what I did, it's embarassing how much of my list I DIDN'T do...

Ahh but I really don't know what to talk about now though. I've recently gotten a new hobby: watching funny videos on youtube. I've watched every single video by NigaHiga. He is sooo cool you don't even know man. His videos just make me crap the eff up.

OHHHH!!!! BTW! I just remembered that....ehh never mind. Don't feel like saying it. Mann I am SOO uninspired! I need to go buy some nail polish and give myself a mani/pedi. But not now obviously since it's almost 11.

Dude, I'm about to ust go to sleep. I'm gonna fall asleep in class tomorrow like I did today. Can't wait for tomorrow morning: I GET TO EAT HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS WITH ALMONDS MY FAVVV CEREAL EVAAA!!!!

mmm....ok you know what? I promise, tomorrow I will post. I might just post something while I'm at school as soon as I get an idea so I don't forget. It'll definitely keep me awake anyway. And I promise that tomorrow, I will RANT about something! It'll be a good post. Ok Noah? I know that you're pretty much the only person that reads this regularly and comments it regularly, so this one's for YOU!

BUT NOW I'm outtie. Peace.

Kero Zoi

Yes it is completely random. No, it doesn't mean anything. No, this time I'm not going to say that it's the last time because it probably won't be.

Does that answer all of your questions?

How Strange It Is

Ok ok. LAST TIME! My friend commented on my facebook status and then when i commented back i said "you don't even know how strange it is". And it was like BAMMM!!!! PERFECT NAME FOR THIS BLOGGG!!!!!!!

Wayyyy better than "A Cup of Mocha". Nobody even gets why it's called that!

So I am changing the name for that LAST TIME toooo: How.Strange.It.Is.

And I will change the URL.

Stress and Now Spring Break

I have had about 6 or 7 hours of sleep in the past fucking 48 hours!!!! WTF!??!?!??

So Rachael slept over last night because we had to make that prom dress for Fashion Design (competitive TSA event). And we got to bed at 4 am. ISn't that nice? And then we still didn't finish the portfolio and all the BS we had to do so I spent all day in Mr. Pi's room doing work, acting stupid, and...acting stupid. Lmao. I basically skipped all my periods except 2nd (Spanish) because we were watching Aladdin in that class. I LOVE ALADDIN!!!! But we didn't finish it, which sux! I'm about to go watch it online now.

But seriously, the last week was soo stressful. So were the two weeks before that. But I kept thinking it would all be over at the end of the marking period. But then came this week. But now, it really IS all over because SPRING BREAK!!!!!

Now I have 10 full days of shitting, BSing, practicing the art of relaxation. I'm soooo excited!!!!!!

But I really want to do stuff this spring break instead of just lounging at home complaining that I'm bored. Soo... here's my to-do list for this spring break!

Spring Break To-Do List
1. Spend one full day lounging around and giving myself a spa treatment.
2. Make sure I exercise.
3. Watch at least 3 movies.
4. Read 2 books. I still have to go read The Night Tourist.
5. Go shopping. I will buy 3 new tops, a pair or two of shorts, flip flops, beaded necklaces, and a pretty little dress. It may not be warm enough to wear all this right now, but I definitely won't buy anything after break. I may go shopping after break, but I bet you FIFTY MILLION BUCKS that I will not buy anything on my list after break.
6. ART! I will make either a watercolor or a pastel drawing. Or two.
7. Play Twister.
8. Work on my story. And write a separate short story.
9. Buy Tyusha lunch one day because she's my BFFNMHIIA (Best Friend Forever No Matter How Idiotic I Am).
10. Invite some of my friends over and force them to have a tea party with me.
11. Go somewhere with my family and my uncle on the weekend. I think New York but we still haven't decided yet.
12. Play Rummy with my family and uncle, gamble with money that I don't have, and be rich.
13. Perform an act of kindness *GASP*.
14. Watch the sunrise and the sunset at least once.
15. See if I can dance like Michael Jackson...with the doors and windows closed and when no one is at home.
16. Play Ding Dong Ditch.
17. Bake cupcakes and give them to all my friends. Repeat until friends are fatter so that I look skinnier.

And lots more. I'll have to review what I actually did at the end of break.

Cell Phones and the Evils of Texting

Ok how many of you text? How many of you text A LOT? And how many of you freaking losers text so much that you never actually use their phone for TALKING?

Yea, well this is a RANT directed towards you! Yes Vaibhav, I'm writing this because you wouldn't pick up the phone.

Ok so I'm really getting sick of texting now. I mean I still love it because I can multitask. But I can't remember the last time when I just lay down on my bed and used my VOICE to TALK to someone OUT LOUD. I mean I do when I really need to call someone and can't wait for them to text back. Like if I have a purpose and I need to call them with a specific question and all that. But not just to TALK!

I swear the human race is just gonna lose its ability to use its voice one day. With texting, and email, and snail mail, and AIM. Soon our entire society's gonna be able to go a whole day without talking. Then a week. Then a month. Then the rest of our freaking lives.

And it's making kids less expressive and more reclusive. Like if you're on a bus with ALL these people, kids will just stare into the tiny little screens on their phone and talk to the people in the box. But they won't talk to the REAl people that are around them! WTF is THAT about!?

So that's why I've decided I will not be texting people anymore that refuse to talk to me over the phone. Unless I really have to or I'm really not able to talk on the phone or something. And real people always take priority over the people in my phone.

Michael Jackson

Today I experienced a great sadness.

Michael Jackson is NOT a cool guy anymore. And this realization made me very, very upset.

He used to be soo freaking awesome. I swear, when I was little, I would watch his concert videos and try to dance like him and sing his songs. He was SO amazing and SO talented! GO MICHAEL!

But then he had to go and ruin it all and do bad things. I don't even KNOW what he did and I never bothered to ask someone because I didn't want to tarnish the memory of his past awesomeness.

Thanks a lot MJ. All the little boys and girls who still go on youtube and watch your videos have to live in fear of being laughed at.

But seriously, I want a show of hands. How many of you think that (his current rep. aside) Micheal Jackson was BEAST...back when he was black (and even for a while after he turned white)?

Fine, Don't Tell Me

Ok don't you just hate it when people go completely crazy about something. Like this kid on Facebook just posted like 10 status messages, ALL in caps lock, and he was raving about some freak ruining his life and how they need to admit who it is and god knows what else. He made NO sense.

So I'm like "Dude, shut up." and he starts scream-typing at me like "U DONT UNDERSTAND!" and "ITS NOT THAT EASY!".

So I'm like "wtf. what's your problem" and then he's like "long story"

Ok seriously now!?!?!? If you're gonna go and scream about something and make yourself look like a psychotic maniac, at least tell people what your freaking problem is! If you're not going to tell anyone, why even bring it up in the first place!?

Effin freaks.

No-Sexual

Ok this is soooo random and I have no idea why I was thinking about this while I was eating FREAKIN DINNER. But I was just thinking, "What if someone was nonsexual?"

I mean think about it. If you ever see a guy that doesn't like girls or doesn't think a hot girl is hot or whatever then someone is gonna whisper "I bet he's gay." to you. BUT what if he's not? What if he's not gay OR straight? What if he just hates everyone the same no matter what gender they are? Is it even possible for a person not to produce estrogen OR testosterone?

And that got me thinking "What if someone had no gender?" What the hell would they look like!? And they'd have no way of naturally (and maybe not even UNnaturally) reproducing.

So what would happen to that nonsexual, no-gender person if some scientist thought "Ok this person has some pretty awesome traits that the human race should preserve"? The person can't reproduce so how the hell are you supposed to preserve those traits?

We're talking about genetic engineering in bio now and the ethical issues that's prohibiting human cloning and all that. I personally think it's WRONG! But the only way you could preserve the traits of this weird nongender person is if you genetically get the DNA from the person and make a test tube baby right? I mean, there's no other way. So what would happen then?

Would the world just let this freakish person live the rest of their lives and just let them die when it's time for them to go? Would they make them exercise and eat right and give them a swarming team of bodyguards so they can live longer? Or would they do the unnatural thing, go where man is NOT supposed to FREAKING GO and make a bunch of clones of that person?

I don't know... I also don't know why I'm talking about this because I'm pretty sure that a person without a gender will never be born...

And what would be the pronoun for that person anyway? You can't say "he" because it's not a guy and you can't say "she" because it's not a girl. And I've been using "they" and "them" and "their" in this post, but that wouldn't be right either because those words are plural. I feel a random post about grammar coming on but I shall refrain from wasting my time on that now and save it for another day.

Yes. I was thinking about this during dinner. No, I don't know why.

Rechargable Chewing Gum

OMG! You guys this is so cool, you don't even knowww!
So I was at the library researching stuff for a report on The Greatest Invention Ever (btw, pitch me some ideas for that. I'm doing plastic and I reallyyy don't want to) and I came across an article on howstuffworks.com.

The coolest invention ever! ReBubble Gum! Ok you know everlasting gobstoppers from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Well they're making rechargable gum that lasts forever! After you chew it, you put it in this gum recharger and the gm goes back to the way it was before you chewed it. It looks and tastes the same. I was like whooaa! Man I soo want this.


...Until I found out the article was an April Fool's day joke... haha. Here's the link to the article: Rechargable Gum.


Haha I was like crap man! I can't believe I fell for that! And none of you laugh at me! If you'd seen the article yourself you would have fell for it too!

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Tomorrow's CR Idol! Who's gonna be there? Certainly not the 2 followers this blog currently has. But maybe the 10 of the 13 people I just texted to read it might be there. Looking forward to a bunch of awesome (hopefully) performances and ...are people gonna be selling snacks there? Because I WILL get hungry...

Shower Time! or dinnertime.... eenie meenie miney mo... dinnertime. then shower time.

Goodbye. :)

P.S. I'm working on getting a new more interesting layout.

April Fools

Ok so here I am in the school library, writing in my blog. And today's April Fool's day.

It's only second period but I still expected to see some big prank pulled by someone. Turns out, I'll have to do the pranking myself today. Not that I'm prepared of course, but we'll see. I'll think about it some in biology next period and I'll probably pull one on Alex during lunch. She will get soo pissed. Her pissed-ness is my personal satisfaction.

On another note, only 9 more days until Spring Break!!!

Hopefully it'll be warm enough for early beach-goers to soak up some sun. But I plan to spend my break in NYC. or Chicago. Shopping of course! Still haven't finalized my plans yet but it's a definite maybe. :)

Time for Bio.

New Name

Alright I've decided to call the blog A Cup Of Mocha because it's about pretty much all the stuff that you might talk about over a cup of mocha.

But this isn't really giving me a lot of freedom with the layout... if anyone wants to pitch some ideas, feel free.

The Wonder of Skittles

Ok so my friend Jalisha asked me if I wanted to buy any candy today. She was doing a fundraiser for kids with polio so of course I wanted to buy some candy even at personal risk to my figure (LMAO! like I care.)

We had to go a math league invitationals after school but we made a stop at Wal Mart on the way to get an iPod case and earphones. So as we were driving to Wal Mart, I was looking through her bag of candy trying to make my decision about what kind to get. I'm very picky you see.

I normally get Snickers. It's got everything: peanuts, chocolate, caramel, that nougaty stuff or whatever it's called. Yea I love it. But I ALWAYS get that! I wanted something different today.


After a lot of thinking, I finally decide to get Skittles. Now I'm not really a big fan of Skittles. But these were SOUR Skittles. I don't usually have that as an option and even when I do, I don't get it because I'm in the mood for chocolate.


So I'm eating my Skittles (first time I've eaten Skittles in a loooong time) and I finish with them like an HOUR later! LIKE WTF!? Whenever I get a Snickers bar it last 2 minutes, maybe 5 if I'm really pushing it and eating slowly. And this little bag of freakin Skittles lasts me an HOUR!?

OMIGOSH! I'm definitely getting Skittles next time I want candy! And it doesn't even have very many fat calories (once again, not that I care). But I was walking through Wal Mart and I was just thinking about all the other types of Skittles out there.

The original kind, the blue kind, the....some other color kind. I don't really know. I've had those before, but they're really not all that great. I don't get these weirdos who like Skittles over M&Ms. There aren't many of those but seriously, if you like Skittles more than the chocolate stuff, you're a freak. Sorry. Speaking of Skittles and M&Ms, I think I'll post a poll about that. Until I get that up, which should be in a about 5 minutes, please enjoy this picture about Skittles I found on the internet.

Note: I'll have the poll thing up soon. Not today though. Check back tomorrow.

The Naming Problem

Okk. So how many of you (assuming that anyone's reading this - not likely) have ever made a blog or a story or WHATEVER and couldn't freaking think of a name for it!!??

Well I originally named this blog The Post because I couldn't think of anything and I would change it later when I did think of something.

After nagging a bunch of friends to help me think of a name (none of them gave me any good ideas whatsoever) , I finally decided to call it The 3 Coffees. The name sounds kinda familiar though. It's definitely subject to change. I think I'll name it after something random I will probably say tomorrow in school.


I personally love thinking of names for things. It's pretty fun. But seriously the best names come when you're not really thinking. I mean how many times have you sat down and tried to think of an invention or a new idea? It's hard right? But when you're not trying, BAM! Random ideas just hit you.



I'll be sure to keep careful track of the random thoughts I have tomorrow when I'm not listening to my teachers.

Peace.

P.S. If I decide to keep the name The 3 Coffees, I will definitely have to get a new coffee-related layout. Coffee, chocolate, or cafe-related.

BLOGGG!!!!!!!!

Ok so my friend had to make a blog for school and I thought it'd be a pretty cool place for me to ramble on about random shit soooo here it is!

Yea I have no idea what to say right now. And this layout is pretty ugly. I think I'll change it to a pre-made one for now and then make my own over spring break...

Unless I have something better to do over break. We'll seee..... my spring break plans have not been finalized yet.

Alrighty I'm out. Our tennis team is playing Sussex Central today. Wish us luck! Not that we need it... ;)