Christmas and stuffs

I got... Just Dance 2, a dress, and a gift card to Macy's. No make-up -_-
But Tyusha got me this gold purse that makes me CRAVE to go to a party so I can use it. :D

Also, last night I had a dream. A very vivid dream. A dream so vivid that when I woke up I texted Alexandra and asked if it was true:

Ummm I was chilling and then all of a sudden Alexandra was driving everyone to the bookstore so we could get our books for the paper that was due next week. But I didn't read the book at all and suddenly it was the night before the paper was due so I started to read the book and I tried to do the paper but I guess I didn't? Or something like that. And then I tricked Alexandra into taking me to the bookstore so I could get my book but I didn't get it and I didn't do the paper. And then I woke up late at around 9 or 10 and then I found out that there was a chorus concert that started an hour ago (I'm not even in chorus this year). So then I got dressed and went to the mall while eating a cheesy bean and rice burrito and I hid in the bathroom outside the area where they were having the concert. And when everyone came out, I pretended like I was there the whole time. And then people kept dropping hints about the paper that they finished and emailed to Shipe last night and I was just going along with it like I did it, but I DIDN'T! And I was like omggggggggggg!

And then I woke up.

And now I'm craving korean food and I really want some and Alex won't text me back about when we're going to Yukon and neither is Shalom and and and and and. My mom made chicken biryani yesterday. I'm gonna go eat that now.

Actually, I'm gonna shower first.

ughbugflugshruggrug

I don't have anything to wear...... >_<

I can't read...my own handwriting

Sooo we got our PSAT scores back today and I got 215. Butttt I would have gotten 219 if I hadn't missed that one question in math because I CAN'T READ MY OWN HANDWRITING! -__-

SATs in January. I should start studying or something..... lol but I said I was gonna study for AP Calc today but I didn't. I will learn stuff tomorrow before 5th period.

I've come to the conclusion that everybody on Earth has someone that's made for them and when they come together, it's like love at first sight or "true love" or whatever you want to call it. That person could be anywhere in the whole world though, so the two people don't always meet. But that doesn't stop people from falling in love with other people or anything. People still find others to love and marry and all that but it's just not a perfect union of souls because their actual "true love" could be on the other side of the world, or already married to someone they love but not their "true love", or they could be dead. Or something. So that's why most people say they don't believe in true love: because not everyone meets their other half during their lifetime. But then you always hear those stories of people falling in love at first sight? So maybe those people are the ones who've actually met the other half of their soul? And maybe that's one of the reasons for reincarnation, so that people can search for the other half of their soul across multiple lifetimes.

I dunno. But I know that Taeyang is my other half and if/when we meet it'll be amazingg. But if we don't, well at least I have my next life. :D

I think I'm gonna make another cover over winter break with a dance. And I'll have my uncle/cousin/grandpa help me :) I dunno how much help my grandpa will be though, but oh well.

MY GRANDPARENTS ARE VISITING!!!!!!! :D

Also I'm excited for Saturday because of Ace Bowl and shopping. And Sunday because I have a match and Chuck E. Cheese afterward. And next week because of Secret Santa gifts and TSA Christmas party. And then winter break. And then going to get my grandparents from airport and going to uncle's house and and and and. I love Christmas. :D

Oh yea, and yesterday I went to the allergy doctor to find out why I've been having these "omg-i'm-gonna-faint/vomit/die episodes". Apparently I have exercise-induced anaphylaxis and I took an allergy test (in which I got pricked in my arms 45 times) and almost everything came up positive lololol: dogs, cats, grass, cockroaches, almonds, cashews, tomatoes, whatever blah blah. So until my blood test results come back I have to stay away from nuts, tomatoes, peas, corn, and celery. Which is weird because I've been eating this stuff my whole life and nothing ever happened to me. And I have an inhaler now. It's soo cool! I have to use it 15 minutes before I exercise! I'm gonna exercise tomorrow! Squeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! My mom thinks I'm stupid.

Anddd........... that's it for today. I will say more stuffs soon.

PAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

*BLAHBLAH TALKING ABOUT HOW GIRLS>BOYS OR BOYS>GIRLS OR WHATEVER*
Black Guy who i don't know: but justin beiber = girl
so girl > boy > justin bieber = girl
so by transitive property justin bieber greater and equal to itself making it god
Me: no. taeyang= god. we don't joke about this. i'm being serious.
Black Guy: u disgust me, jk but seriously
Me: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????? fhdrkhefdesertljaghehlfvahlgeabal
Black Guy: hey not to be a complete racest but in the midst of typing what i figure to be your native language you managed to type desert, good job
Me: what?
wait..........what?
LOLOLOLOL PAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Wtf.

WtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtf.
I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

YAY! and wtf -_-

I'M GOING TO THE HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1 MIDNIGHT PREMIERE! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT MY TICKETS ON FANDANGO AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm happy.

Also, Alexandra and Tyusha are trying to get me a boyfriend. Or something. Actually, I don't think they care if I get a boyfriend. They just want me to have a guy that I can...-_-.... DO things with. -_____________-. Because I need to "experience" those things and like....I don't know. Or something like that.

My friends are stupid.
On another note, after ignoring guys (for more-than-platonic relationships) for the loooooooongest time except for the occasional "oh yea, he's cute", I realized something. I have hormones. And guess what else. They actually work. Because this week I realized that *insertguy'snamehere* is like. Really. Hot. And he has yummy arms. And yummy hair. And. And. And. He's hot. HE'S SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TO REALIZE THAT THERE ARE REALLY HOT GUYS IN MY SCHOOL!? ...well as of now, there's only like...3. Or something. But still. And Tyusha is grossing me out.

Tyusha: Yea Nisha. Pretty soon, not only will you want to look at their arms, you'll want to touch them too. And then you'll want to do other things. And then blahblahblahgrossthingsblahblahblah
Me: AHHHHHH STOP BEING GROSS! I'M CONTENT WITH JUST LOOKING AT THEIR ARMS AND HAIR! GEEZ WOMAN!
Tyusha: That's what you say now...
Me: I don't know you anymore.

11/10/10

(In Pre-AP Lit)
McGonagall: Do you think the poeople in Cuba are proud to live their country? No. That's why they're always tring to get on a raft and go to Miami.
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Me: Professor Quirrel! Tell me if Shalom's brother was hot or not!
Quirrel: I told you! I don't judge my students like that!
Me: Why nottt? He's not even tagged in any of Shalom's pics and his profile picture isn't available to me and I don't wanna add him as a friend cuz that would be creepy!
Quirrel: So you're just trying to get a picture of him in your head right?
Me: Yea. I mean I already know he basically looks like Shalom since all asians look the same.
Quirrel: Yea! He did actually look EXACTLY like Shalom!
Me: LOLOLOLOL. Did other girls think he was hot?
Quirrel: Well he had a girlfriend that was also in my class.
Me: Was she pretty?
Quirrel: Yup.
Me: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DON'T JUDGE YOUR STUDENTS!
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Me: Alex....
Alex: One sec..
Shalom: She blew you off.
Me: It's ok. I like getting blown off.
*pause*
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Me: Terrell! There's this Indian music video where this guy blahblahblahblah (THIS VIDEO). And I've seen that video like 3 years ago and I only JUST realized that he's supposed to be a pimp!
Terrell: -_-
Shalom: I know a pimp!
Us: lololol wtf?
*Quirrel comes over to see if we're doing work. I dunno why he does cuz we never do it)
Me: Professor Quirrel! Guess what! Shalom knows a pimp! :D
Shalom: An ex-pimp.
Me: And EX-pimp! :D :D :D :D
*Quirrel stares at me*
Terrell: Just walk away man...
*Quirrel walks away*
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Shalom: OH! OH! There's at least two new people in our school. That means two new people....
Me: ...to stalk.
Shalom: -_-
Shalom: no, to increase our class rank
Me: oh. yayyyyy :D

Haha wth?

(After Micro FRQ)
Me and Alex: Blah blah blah blah Dr. Champ blah blah blah JI HEON IS SO HOT! blah blah blah OMG UR GONNA CRY IN EPISODE 10! I DID! HEED MY WARNING, DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH SANG BONG! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Vicki: Oh you guys. Who cares about korean Oprahs?
Me and Alex: .....op...rah? korean oprahs? LOLOLOLOLOL

:D

Lololol. My Chinese teacher is so cute and bubbly and adorable. :D
We were learning how to tell time today. If you don't know, "shisan" means 13, and "dian" is o' clock. "Shisan dian" is like a bad word in Chinese, so she told us not to say that. Anywayyyy, she was telling us times in Chinese and we were supposed to say what they were in English.
Sun Laoshi: si dian ban
Us: 4:30
Laoshi: liang dian wushi wu fen
Us: 2:55
blah blah blah
Laoshi: Shisan dian
Us: Uh....
Laoshi: There is no shisan dian is there? Teeheehee I just wanted to curse.

LOL she's so cute!
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(In AP Calc)
Me: Vaman, why are you wearing underarmor?
Vaman: Because it's cold outside. Why are you wearing a jacket?
Me: Becau-
Vaman: Why are you wearing pants? Why are you wearing undies? Exactly. Because it's cold outside.
Me: Lol teeheeheehee. Um usually I wear pants and undies even when it's warm outside.
Vaman: Really? I don't. When it's summer, don't come over.

Hahahahahaaaa I like Vaman. He's funny. And dumb -_-

I'M NOT OLD ENOUGHS STOP IT WEIRDOS!!!

*talk about indian party a few weeks ago*
Me: k so apparently uncle's friend was asking about me
and so he told him i was manisha blah blah blah
and he kept asking
and uncle told him i was in 11th grade
and the guy was like awww why'd u burst my bubble?
cuz....
he had 2 sons
but they were older
-_-
JFKLHFKHDFSHF
Tyusha: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
But wow Nisha. You already have an arranged marriage proposal. Get it gurll ;]
Me: no i dont lol
cuz im in 11th grade
he dropped it after that
Tyusha: He'll remember you.. And when he finds a guy with an 11th grade son, he'll totaly suggest you. That's how these things work, ya know!
Me: ...no
that's weird

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Yea but anyway, I don't like getting old. That only happened because uncle's friend thought I was in college or something so I'm safe for now. But when I get older..... I DONT WANNA I DONT WANNA I DONT WANNAA I DONT WANNAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My beloved :(

Teeheeee :D

Also, Go Bum is so disrespectful and stupid and poopy and mean and is a jerk.

But he's HOT! But he had the nerve to THANK Ji Heon for injuring my Sang Bong. So I hate him.

DR CHAMP!

I'm so heartbroken.

So yea, yesterday I watched 9 episodes. 9!!!! I beat Shalom lol.

And then today, I watch episode 10. I CRIED! IT WAS SO BAD! DRAMA, WHY DO YOU HATE ME!? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY POOR BELOVED SANG BONG!? WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS!? I DIDN'T WANT ANGST! I JUST WANTED TO LOVE SANG BONG FROM AFAR FOREVER AND FOR HIM TO BE HAPPY AND FOR JI HEON AND SANG BONG TO HAVE THEIR LITTLE BROMANCE AND JI HEON AND YEON WOO WOULD GET TOGETHER AND BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAD TO RUIN SANG BONG'S LIFE AND THEREFORE RUIN JI HEON'S LIFE AND NOW THERE'S SO MUCH FJ:ERHUDJKBHFREJFKCFBH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

DRAMA, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER! YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE IT BACK! IT'S IRREVERSIBLE NOW! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR SANG BONG TO GET BETTER! HE'LL NEVER WIN ANOTHER GOLD MEDAL! YOU RUINED HIS FUTURE! AT THE HANDS OF HIS BEST FRIEND! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE JI HEON BE THE ONE TO DO IT TO HIM!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*takes a deep breath*

"Drama, from now on. I don't think we should see each other anymore. You've caused me too much pain."...... is what I would say. But I can't. Drama, I'm not breaking up with you. Yet. But I'm not holding on for you! I'm only staying because of Sang Bong. You are nothing to me. *runs away and cries*

I hate Kdramas

Shalom: Do you like it!?
Me: STOP RUINING MY LIFEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA FAIL OUT OF SCHOOL AND WORK AT MCDONALDS! I HAVE TO STUDY FOR SATSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Shalom: Yayyyyyy you like it!!!!!!!!
Me: ...
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Me: .....Umm he grabbed her arm. And his uniform is kinda open and slightly chest revealing. I.... I.... I WILL NOT THINK INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS!!!!!!
Shalom: Hahahahahaha him and the rest of the team... Oh wait... Are you there yet? -0- idk but he and the rest of the people are shirtless like 1/2 the time >:D. I LOVE THIS SHOWWWWWWWWW AHHHHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMM! Lol imma got to korea and get a lifesized poster of him.
Me: <3 I like shirtless-... >_< STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehe Quirrel is my favorite professor

(After school. Cuz we like hanging with Quirrel. He's cool.)
Shalom: You know my brother Nissi right?
Quirrel: Yea I know him.
Me: WAS HE HOT!?
Shalom: Stop it. You're gross.
Me: WAS HE HOTTTT!? I've always wanted to know if Shalom's brother was hot BUT SHE WON'T TELL ME! WAS HE HOT!?
Quirrel: Yea, I would know. Because I look at my students like that.
Quirrel: Especially the male ones....

BIRTHDAY :(

I've always wanted to have a surprise birthday party. But no one's ever thrown me one.

I'm gonna throw myself a surprise party next year and secretly invite everyone without letting them know it's me. And then I'll walk in with normal clothes and pretend to be surprised and tell my friends how much I love them. Then I will go and change into a fancyschmancy dress that just so COINKIDINKILY happened to be in my closet.

It'll be great. We'll play Twister and I'll put coloring books in all the return gifts (that I just HAPPEN to have set aside....just in case).

And there will be a pinata.

Oh yea I forgot

I forgot this one:
(During Academic Bowl practice)
Elorm: Did you wanna be a Pope when you were little, Professor Binns?
Binns: .....no?
Tyusha: He's atheist!
Elorm: Yea, but back when he was Catholic....
Binns: I don't wanna be celibate!!!!

I'm in class in the library...

Ok so since I'm in the library and both a computer and my school stuff are conveniently in one spot, I'm going to put all the convos on my post-it notes and hall passes and planner. Finally.

(In Physics)
Terrell and Shalom: *arguing*
Professor Quirrel: *trying to get people to stop laughing so he can teach* Ok guys!
Shalom: MY LEG BONE!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL!
Quirrel: Why is this class so RANDOM!?
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(In AP Calc)
Vaman: Someone smells nice. Like fruity? Minty?.....
Professor Snape: It's not me. Stop coming on to me!
Class: ....o_O
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(In Physics)
*Ryan does a dumb thing*
Quirrel: Will you STOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!??
Terrell: You should take the back of your hand and draw it across his face..... at a high velocity. Oh yea! Physics. Ya like that, don't you?
Quirrel: I would, but we're not studying collisions yet.
*Everyone starts talking about stuff*
(2 minutes later)
Aaron: A POSITIVE high velocity! *smiling really wide*
Everyone: .....


Me: Blah blah blah blah Aaron is really gay. Blah blah blah. Aaron is soooooooooo gay!
*Aaron sticks his tongue out at me*
Terrell: He stuck his tongue out. That kinda... you know... homosexual.
Alexandra: There's another word for that.
Me, Alexandra, and Terrell: GAY!
Aaron: I'm higher than the average!
Alexandra: You're higher than the average gay?
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(In Pre AP)
*Professor McGonagall is talking about the scandalous kiss in the movie Gone With The Wind or something*
McGonagall: It's not like the trashy teen romance novels we have today.
Me: I like those trashy teen romance novels.
McGonagall: And not like the appalling romance movies we see today.
Me: I like those appalling romance movies.
McGonagall: You like those? Slut.
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Quotes by Snape:
Snape: I'm a bad boy.
Snape: I didn't take my medicine today. That's why my other personality is coming through.
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(In Physics)
Aaron: She's trying to touch your butt.
Terrell: I know.
Me: Why do you keep touching people's butts Shalom? (referring to the Ronald Incident)
Shalom: Why do people keep accusing me of that!? You're like the third one today!
Everyone: ....

(another day)
*Terrell walks by*
Shalom: I touched your butt.
Terrell: Ok.
Me: o_O what?
Shalom: .... nothing.
Me: you said.....
Shalom: That never happened.
Me: I'm putting this in my blog.
Shalom: NO! IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!
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So yea that's everything. Hehehehe Shalom is a butt-toucher. She touched Ronald's butt too. BUTT-TOUCHER BUTT-TOUCHER BUTT-TOUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I learned what the word "twat" meant. It's stupid.

A Stalker's Life is SOOOO Easy.... :)

Pratyusha Gupta 6:22 pm
Dood.
AIM/Facebook makes my life so easy.
dancingdesigirl 6:22 pm
i know right?
wait why?
Pratyusha Gupta 6:22 pm
What do you mean "Why?"
Because it's all there in one convienient side bar!
dancingdesigirl 6:23 pm
oh lol
i only like it cuz i can save all my convos
Pratyusha Gupta 6:23 pm
Oh.
That's stalkerish.
dancingdesigirl 6:23 pm
....
Pratyusha Gupta 6:23 pm
As can be expected from you!
dancingdesigirl 6:23 pm
no it's not
it's not stalkerish
Pratyusha Gupta 6:23 pm
Yes it is!
dancingdesigirl 6:23 pm
not even remotely stalker
Pratyusha Gupta 6:23 pm
You're saving all of the conversations.
dancingdesigirl 6:23 pm
so?
they save automatically
Pratyusha Gupta 6:24 pm
Oh.
dancingdesigirl 6:24 pm
so if we ever discussed something important i can just go back and check
Pratyusha Gupta 6:24 pm
That's whack.
dancingdesigirl 6:24 pm
and if u said something
like
"i'm 19"
and then 2 years later on your birthday u say you turned 20
then i can tell u ur a liar and show u proof
true story
Pratyusha Gupta 6:24 pm
ROFLCOPTER.
Nice one.
That's a great use for it ;P
dancingdesigirl 6:25 pm
yea
ronak tried to pull that one on me
bum
he doesnt know how old he is
Pratyusha Gupta 6:25 pm
Wow.
That's something so stupid I don't even have words to describe how stupid it is.

UMMM!?

So yea I still haven't put up the stuff from all my post-its and stuff yet. Maybe I just won't.

YOU GUYS SHOULD DO NANOWRIMO WITH ME!!!! I have until midnight tomorrow to come up with a good plot. I have like all these tidbits of a plot but I just don't know how to put it all together!

Yash is the cutest little kid ever! I'm about to marry Purav just so I can see Yash all the time. LOLOLOLOL. -__- I kid. I would never do that. I'll just get my sister to marry Yash instead. :D Unless.... he turns into his brother. NO! I WON'T LET MY SISTER MARRY A GUY LIKE THAT! K nvm. *sigh* I only have a few more years to obsess over Yash before he becomes.... one of THEM.

I went trick or treating today! And I ate my reeses and then I gave the rest of my candy to my sister. And she has like a giant pile of 4793822 reeses. I'm about to go get one.

Ok but forrealz though, I gotta go think of my plot. I'm gonna read some Harry Potter. That should get my brain juices flowing.

Shalom is....idk

*while we're studying at my house*
Shalom: Do I smell Korean?
Me: What?
Shalom: Do I smell Korean?
Me: I dunno...?
Shalom: You don't smell me?

Physics

*while talking about something*
Me: Nuh uh.
Alexandra: Yuh huh.
Me: Nuh uh.
Alexandra: Yuh huh.
Me: Nuh uh.
Alexandra: Yuh huh.
Me: Nuh uh.
Alexandra: Yuh huh.
Me: Nuh uh.
Alexandra: Yuh huh.
Me: Nuh uh.
Alexandra: Yuh huh.
Parkhill: Ok class, settle down!
Me: NUH UHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Shalom! Stop!
Shalom: WHAT IT WASN'T EVEN ME!

Vaman is weird...

This was at our last Meeting of Indian Youth People. Vaman's like obsessed with Tyusha's sister... -_-

Vaman: HI PIYU!!!!!! COME HERE!!! ...She put a used band-aid on my head...

LOTSANDLOTS!

As of now I have 5 post it-notes full of convos to put on this blog, plus the back of 2 hall passes, plus a little note in my planner, plus a little note in my AP Micro notebook.

I've been meaning to post it all here for like a week but I haven't yet! It's all in my bookbag and I never open my bookbag at home. I don't even know why I bring it home. Oh yea, it's so I can do my AP Calc homework that I never do.

I'm gonna do it tomorrow.

REBELLION!

Ok I just wanted to post a convo. I don't know how I'm gonna do this. I don't want to completely switch over to tumblr.... yet, anyway. So I'm just gonna post my convos on tumblr and my regular blogs on here? And I'll just link to tumblr whenever I put up new convo things?

I like tumblr. :D

dancingdesigirl.tumblr.com

Tumblr

I signed up for tumblr just to see how it works. I like how it has different types of posts you can make. >_< I don't like the way the convos I post on this blog look. They look too crowded and hard to read. Maybe it's just the layout. But tumblr is soooo easy and cool. I like it.

dancingdesigirl.tumblr.com

I might switch over to tumblr....maybe. We'll see. Also, my teachers say interesting things.

jill

JILL! It's a new slang word I made up. It means "cool". It's gonna catch on! I'LL MAKE IT! So if you ever hear someone say "zomg that's so jill", I made it up.

GOT IT!? YA HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

fail?

I like to sing in the shower. I like to sing when nobody's home. I wish I could sing. I envy people who can sing. Sometimes, I record myself singing on the computer to see if maybe I'm just a late-bloomer.... and then I delete it.... and then I delete it from the recycle bin LOL.

On another note, I've been bribed into going to homecoming. I seriously. Freaking. Don't. Want. To. Go. I just want to sit at home and do something. Like... study. Or figure out how to hack into the school system and change my grades. >_<

Today: Stuff happened

In Pre-AP:

Setting: I just walked into class and Alexandra was talking to Alexa

Alexandra: I like your hair.

Me: *noticing alexa's hair* I like it too.

Alexandra: JK, it's ugly.

Me: But it looks better than usual.

Alexa: >_<

Me and Alexandra: *BAMF*

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In Physics:

Shalom: Manisha, I thought your hair was brown for a second, but then I realized it was your ear.

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In class

Setting: Tyusha's begging me to go to homecoming.

Me: Well maybe I don't wanna go out! Maybe I wanna stay at home!

Professor Huckleberry: The only people that wanna stay at home are those who aren't allowed to go out, or shouldn't.

Me: Is that what your frat boys told you? (I don't think he heard me)

The people I know are weird...

Today in Physics:

Terrell: (while he's talking about kicking Alexandra in the jugular >_<) Whenever you're in the hallway, I'll be there.

Me and Shalom: (simultaneously) I'll be, I - I'll be, I - I'll be there girl!

*looks at each other*

Shalom: That never happened.
Me: Ditto.

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My best friend is stupid. While Tyusha was texting Noah, she asked me how to spell "license". LICENSE! *headdesk*

Aaaaaaand, today in class, we were trying to demystify Professor Huckleberry and find out what kind of child he was. After 12 years of Catholic education (guaranteeing that he was a rebellious teenager), he went to Penn State and was a frat boy. ZOMG! But Professor Huckleberry won't admit to anything about his childhood/teen years. >_<

Because Koreans are jank

Noah 경국 Mebane 8:35 pm
(8:35:52 PM): So, first of all.
(8:35:58 PM): Why would you say I'm in your blog when I'm not?
(8:36:01 PM): That's just hurtful. :(
dancingdesigirl 8:36 pm
(8:36:15 PM): i never said you're in my blog
dancingdesigirl 8:36 pm
(8:36:19 PM): YOU'RE NOT BLACK!
Noah 경국 Mebane 8:37 pm
(8:37:15 PM): Wtf, Nisha?
(8:37:16 PM): "but i posted! :D you're in my blog again"
(8:37:21 PM): YOU SAID THOSE WORDS FIVE MINUTES AGO!
dancingdesigirl 8:37 pm
(8:37:35 PM): ....
(8:37:42 PM): i have no idea why i said that....
Noah 경국 Mebane 8:38 pm
(8:38:02 PM): iJAGbuhjsvabfksdn
(8:38:06 PM): I think you're on something.

Selena Gomez!

I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
My undying love for Selena Gomez will never waver in its.... ummm... thing.
Her song "A Year Without Rain" is like, my new shower song.

And on another note, here's more of the small black guy:
dancingdesigirl 8:08 pm
(8:08:46 PM): >_<
(8:08:53 PM): shut up hoe
Terrell Oliver 8:08 pm
(8:08:58 PM): ...
(8:09:02 PM): not kool
dancingdesigirl 8:09 pm
(8:09:12 PM): KOOL IS A CIGGY BRAND! OH NOEZ!
Terrell Oliver 8:09 pm
(8:09:28 PM): -__-
dancingdesigirl 8:09 pm
(8:09:48 PM): IT IS FORREALZ! I LEARNED IT IN MY 5TH GRADE D.A.R.E CLASSES!


Ahhh today was picture day, and I think mine might have turned out alright. I wore a new dress today that was so cute but it fits weird on me and is baggy and the waist part is wayyy too low so I scrunched it up a bit. Lol Dr. Donovan (MR.DEVILMAN) was like "Your dress is too short, you need to make some adjustments or change into something else." And I just kept on walking. IT WAS LIKE FINGERTIP LENGTH PLUS 3 INCHES. Our school is jank. Anyway, I got lots of compliments so WOOT!

Ok yea I'm done now.

I WILL! I WILL I WILL I WILL I WILL!!!!!!!

Ok, so today I ate 5 pieces of paneer, 2 slices of cheesecake, and doritos. Plus cereal and rice. Wow. *cough* unhealthy *cough cough*

BUT, I went on the treadmill for an hour and after watching America's Next Top Model for 6 hours, I've been inspired to go on the treadmill everyyyyydayyy. Including Sundays because that's always the day that breaks my routine >_<.

And now that I've eaten all the cheesecake and doritos, I will have no choice but to eat healthy.

YAYYY!!! ^_^

Also, I went shopping yesterday and got CLOTHES. PINK CLOTHES.... and some other colors. WOOT!

I have to incorporate yellow in my wardrobe. Yayy excuse to go shopping again!

Lol

dancingdesigirl 8:17 pm
(8:17:02 PM): lol terrell
(8:17:10 PM): im gonna write about u in my diary
(8:17:21 PM): about how you're my favorite black guy lol
Terrell Oliver 8:17 pm
(8:17:25 PM): yay :D
(8:17:27 PM): woah
(8:17:31 PM): on that black status
dancingdesigirl 8:17 pm
(8:17:36 PM): sorry
(8:17:39 PM): oreo guy

Tea Party and Blah

I HAVE A SUPER DUPER CRAVING TO WATCH LAGAAN! That movie is the shiznit forrealz.

And I hate pulp. Today I had pizza for dinner. And my mom got mad because I didn't wish my parents a happy anniversary as soon as I woke up. But I wished them when my dad came home for lunch, even though only my dad heard, not my mom.

Yea so anyway, since everyone's been.... OH I FORGOT! I GOT MY LICENSE TODAY WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! And I made Ronak say "WHOOOPEEEE" when I told him, even though I didn't think he would say it. :D

Ok anyway, back to what I was saying... wait before I forget, dark chocolate totally beats white chocolate. White chocolate isn't even real chocolate. It's not chocolate at all! It has a cacao content of 0% and without cacao HOW CAN IT BE CONSIDERED CHOCOLATE!? It's just sugary mess of sugar and milk and sugar and sugar. It's disgusting. It's not even yummy. It's grossness combined with gross sugar. That's what it is. Dark chocolate is made of cacao and awesomesauce. And some other stuff.

And mint chocolate chip ice cream = heaven.

...

OK BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING!
Since everyone's been saying which five people they would invite to their dinner party, I'm not gonna do that. Dinner parties aren't even fun unless it's an Indian one and me, Sri, and Dolly are there and we make forts out of chairs, blankets, and pillows.

So instead, I WAS gonna list the 5 people I would invite to a slumber party but then I wouldn't be able to invite any guys so instead here are the 5 people I would invite to a tea party and then watch mean girls and play manhunt.

1. Michael Jackson. Because he's awesome like that.
2. Selena Gomez. Because I have a ginormous girl-crush on her.
3. Teenage Tom Riddle. Because he's hot and manipulative.
4. Taeyang. Because he's hot and can dance and sing. And is single.
5. VegetaGokuTrunksGohanPiccoloGotenKrillinAndroid18FatBuuChiChiVidelBulmaPanBra. Ok I know that's cheating but I can't pick just one!!!!

I have a feeling that VegetaGokuTrunksGohanPiccoloGotenKrillinAndroid18FatBuu will win at manhunt. Me and Selena Gomez and ChiChiVidelBulmaPanBra will bond over Mean Girls and we'll all have a grand old time at our tea party. By the way, there will be no tea served at the tea party. Only lemonade and Pepsi and ice cream. And some other stuff.

But Tom Riddle might try to kill us. Whatever yo.

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Edit: I would also Richard Ramirez: The Night Stalker. He's a satanic serial killer that is currently on death row for doing unmentionably gross things. Oh, and I also would invite some bodyguards.

I NEED DRIVING SAFETY ARTICLES!!!!!

WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!!!!!!!!?????????????

We have to cut out 15 non-internet articles about any topic relating to driving safety for an assignment in Driver's Ed. It was given on the very first day of class and it's due tomorrow and I ONLY HAVE 2 ARTICLES CUT OUT!!!!!!!!

I NEED NEWSPAPERS! AND I HAVE TO DO MY SUMMER READING! OH NO! I ALREADY FEEL THE STRESS COMING IN!!!! SCHOOL HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET!!!!!!


WHERE ARE THE NEWSPAPERS WHEN I NEED THEM!!!!??????

Last Night's Dream

Ok, my dream last night was super duper realistic. And when I say realistic, I don't mean it was logical and would have happened in real life. I mean, when I woke up I was surprised and upset that it wasn't real.

It started when my parents dropped me off drivers ed. There, I got my blue slip and I drove myself home. Already, that's not possible, but whatever. And even though my driver's ed class is at night, it was super bright outside. Whatever.

So anyway, once I started driving, the road got all mixed up and I was going like all over the place and it was weird so I decided to stop somewhere. I’m pretty sure there’s a Royal Farms in front of Target, but in my dream it was a furniture shop with a gas station outside. Ummmm ok. So I went inside to buy some gum, but there wasn’t any because it was a furniture store. So this guy that worked there that was super duper uber hot went outside and got me some gum because apparently they sold gum outside the furniture store. Uhh ok? Anyway he asked me if I wanted Dentyne or some random nonexistent brand that I can’t remember the name of. I picked the nonexistent brand. And yea Hot Furniture Store Guy and me totally had a thing. I called my parents to pick me up and when they got there, my uncle was there with them.

So blah blah we went back home and for some reason we went to our old apartments in Woodmill Place instead of the house we live in now. My uncle was visiting but my friends Alexa, I think Melissa, and some other random girls that I can't put my finger on were there. We were all in my room (which was super decked out and was all pink) and Alexa was showing us her wedding dress.... which wasn't white. It was blue and green and looked more like a casual sundress. And then Melissa showed up in the same dress. So we made those the bridesmaid dresses instead. Yea.

Then somehow my bags were already packed and we all left for Canada. Yes, Canada. I didn't even tell my parents, I just left. Alexa was driving. I called my parents and told them about me going to Canada and if it was ok since my uncle was visiting. They were like ok whatever. THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE! EVEN IF I WAS JUST GOING TO A PARTY 10 MINUTES AWAY! I don't even know why we were going to Canada. I'm assuming it was for Alexa's bachelorette party but I'm just assuming, it was never said in my dream. But we were also going to Paris or something because then one of the other girls was like "OMG I can't believe we're going to Paris. I wanna see the Eiffel Tower." Uhh ok? I could have sworn that 5 minutes ago we were going to Canada. And we never once got on a plane.

So yea we reached customs and we had to stop in a building. This is super weird because when you're driving to Canada you stop at a thing that looks like a toll booth and you show them your passports and you go. That's it. There's no building so wtf was happening in my dream, idk. Maybe we drove to Paris, but that's highly unlikely.

Anyway, in the building we all took showers or something and I took like forever (that is realistic forrealz). And then we had like a giant water fight in the locker rooms with some guy in a giant green and yellow dino suit. Or something like that.

And then we were all ushered into a giant lecture hall and all of our friends were sitting at the very top in the back row. And for some reason we had to dress up empty water bottles with mouse ears and nose, but no tail.

J.K Rowling was doing a Q&A or something. Everybody HAD to ask a question and we were given pre-written question cards for us to ask. I don't remember what everyone else's questions were but my question had something to do with chocolate. I asked Rowling the question and she started rambling about how she grows her own cacao beans and how she has the finest chocolate. She started talking like Willy Wonka, except she still looked like J.K Rowling.

Uhhhhh. Ok.

Then we were all in our hotel room. There were at least 10 girls but we were all in one hotel room. I don't know why. But the room was super duper cool! It was pink and green and purple and blue and it was just awesome in general. And we started gushing about Alexa's wedding and how awesome our bridesmaid dresses were. And that's it. It was never mentioned who Alexa was getting married to (sorry Alexa, I'm not psychic). And that was the end of my dream.

Also while we were gushing about Alexa's wedding and during our car ride to Canada, I was on my laptop for a while. I was internet stalking Mr. Hot Furniture Store Guy and his name was Mikael Naus. See, I can even internet stalk in my DREAMS! I just looked up Mikael Naus on google (in real life) and his Twitter popped up, and from the picture he kinda sorta looks like the guy from my dream, except with shorter hair. I hope Mikael Naus never reads my blog because he would think I was a creep.

Anyway, I really hope my assumption was wrong and that it was not Alexa's bachelorette party, because it kinda sucked. Any bachelorette party where you're sitting in a lecture hall (even if it's a Q&A with J.K. Rowling) is probably not fun.

THAT'S MY DREAM! KTHXBAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blah Blah

Soooo, there's only five more days until my 16th birthdayyyyy and I have no idea what I'm doing for it. All I know is that I need to lose weight, and I might as well start now. No one likes a fatty 16-year-old. I wanna wear this cuteeee dress I got from Forever 21, like LAST YEAR. I never had an occasion to wear it. Lame, right? It's lace with 3/4 sleeves and soooo cute.

TODAY, I'm gonna eat watermelon for a snack and go on the treadmill for an hour. But not now. I have to study for my finals. Bleghhhhhhhh. I hate school.

I just looked out the window and saw this pretty lady powerwalking. She has inspired me to run today. I would have ran this morning but I had freaking cramps grrrrr. Guys don't understand the pain and suffering girls have to go through.

Anywayz, must study. Laterzz


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**NOTE**

I did not go on the treadmill today. I also arrived late to our group's study session meaning I did not do the actual studying part. Instead we had a great heart-to-heart conversation. I also did not eat watermelon, but I ate strawberries. :D

I also watched the first episode of Glee today. It was ok. I'm more obsessed with Pretty Little Liars though.