Wtf.

WtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtfWtf.
I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

YAY! and wtf -_-

I'M GOING TO THE HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1 MIDNIGHT PREMIERE! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT MY TICKETS ON FANDANGO AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm happy.

Also, Alexandra and Tyusha are trying to get me a boyfriend. Or something. Actually, I don't think they care if I get a boyfriend. They just want me to have a guy that I can...-_-.... DO things with. -_____________-. Because I need to "experience" those things and like....I don't know. Or something like that.

My friends are stupid.
On another note, after ignoring guys (for more-than-platonic relationships) for the loooooooongest time except for the occasional "oh yea, he's cute", I realized something. I have hormones. And guess what else. They actually work. Because this week I realized that *insertguy'snamehere* is like. Really. Hot. And he has yummy arms. And yummy hair. And. And. And. He's hot. HE'S SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TO REALIZE THAT THERE ARE REALLY HOT GUYS IN MY SCHOOL!? ...well as of now, there's only like...3. Or something. But still. And Tyusha is grossing me out.

Tyusha: Yea Nisha. Pretty soon, not only will you want to look at their arms, you'll want to touch them too. And then you'll want to do other things. And then blahblahblahgrossthingsblahblahblah
Me: AHHHHHH STOP BEING GROSS! I'M CONTENT WITH JUST LOOKING AT THEIR ARMS AND HAIR! GEEZ WOMAN!
Tyusha: That's what you say now...
Me: I don't know you anymore.

11/10/10

(In Pre-AP Lit)
McGonagall: Do you think the poeople in Cuba are proud to live their country? No. That's why they're always tring to get on a raft and go to Miami.
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Me: Professor Quirrel! Tell me if Shalom's brother was hot or not!
Quirrel: I told you! I don't judge my students like that!
Me: Why nottt? He's not even tagged in any of Shalom's pics and his profile picture isn't available to me and I don't wanna add him as a friend cuz that would be creepy!
Quirrel: So you're just trying to get a picture of him in your head right?
Me: Yea. I mean I already know he basically looks like Shalom since all asians look the same.
Quirrel: Yea! He did actually look EXACTLY like Shalom!
Me: LOLOLOLOL. Did other girls think he was hot?
Quirrel: Well he had a girlfriend that was also in my class.
Me: Was she pretty?
Quirrel: Yup.
Me: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DON'T JUDGE YOUR STUDENTS!
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Me: Alex....
Alex: One sec..
Shalom: She blew you off.
Me: It's ok. I like getting blown off.
*pause*
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Me: Terrell! There's this Indian music video where this guy blahblahblahblah (THIS VIDEO). And I've seen that video like 3 years ago and I only JUST realized that he's supposed to be a pimp!
Terrell: -_-
Shalom: I know a pimp!
Us: lololol wtf?
*Quirrel comes over to see if we're doing work. I dunno why he does cuz we never do it)
Me: Professor Quirrel! Guess what! Shalom knows a pimp! :D
Shalom: An ex-pimp.
Me: And EX-pimp! :D :D :D :D
*Quirrel stares at me*
Terrell: Just walk away man...
*Quirrel walks away*
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Shalom: OH! OH! There's at least two new people in our school. That means two new people....
Me: ...to stalk.
Shalom: -_-
Shalom: no, to increase our class rank
Me: oh. yayyyyy :D

Haha wth?

(After Micro FRQ)
Me and Alex: Blah blah blah blah Dr. Champ blah blah blah JI HEON IS SO HOT! blah blah blah OMG UR GONNA CRY IN EPISODE 10! I DID! HEED MY WARNING, DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH SANG BONG! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Vicki: Oh you guys. Who cares about korean Oprahs?
Me and Alex: .....op...rah? korean oprahs? LOLOLOLOLOL

:D

Lololol. My Chinese teacher is so cute and bubbly and adorable. :D
We were learning how to tell time today. If you don't know, "shisan" means 13, and "dian" is o' clock. "Shisan dian" is like a bad word in Chinese, so she told us not to say that. Anywayyyy, she was telling us times in Chinese and we were supposed to say what they were in English.
Sun Laoshi: si dian ban
Us: 4:30
Laoshi: liang dian wushi wu fen
Us: 2:55
blah blah blah
Laoshi: Shisan dian
Us: Uh....
Laoshi: There is no shisan dian is there? Teeheehee I just wanted to curse.

LOL she's so cute!
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(In AP Calc)
Me: Vaman, why are you wearing underarmor?
Vaman: Because it's cold outside. Why are you wearing a jacket?
Me: Becau-
Vaman: Why are you wearing pants? Why are you wearing undies? Exactly. Because it's cold outside.
Me: Lol teeheeheehee. Um usually I wear pants and undies even when it's warm outside.
Vaman: Really? I don't. When it's summer, don't come over.

Hahahahahaaaa I like Vaman. He's funny. And dumb -_-

I'M NOT OLD ENOUGHS STOP IT WEIRDOS!!!

*talk about indian party a few weeks ago*
Me: k so apparently uncle's friend was asking about me
and so he told him i was manisha blah blah blah
and he kept asking
and uncle told him i was in 11th grade
and the guy was like awww why'd u burst my bubble?
cuz....
he had 2 sons
but they were older
-_-
JFKLHFKHDFSHF
Tyusha: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
But wow Nisha. You already have an arranged marriage proposal. Get it gurll ;]
Me: no i dont lol
cuz im in 11th grade
he dropped it after that
Tyusha: He'll remember you.. And when he finds a guy with an 11th grade son, he'll totaly suggest you. That's how these things work, ya know!
Me: ...no
that's weird

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Yea but anyway, I don't like getting old. That only happened because uncle's friend thought I was in college or something so I'm safe for now. But when I get older..... I DONT WANNA I DONT WANNA I DONT WANNAA I DONT WANNAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My beloved :(

Teeheeee :D

Also, Go Bum is so disrespectful and stupid and poopy and mean and is a jerk.

But he's HOT! But he had the nerve to THANK Ji Heon for injuring my Sang Bong. So I hate him.

DR CHAMP!

I'm so heartbroken.

So yea, yesterday I watched 9 episodes. 9!!!! I beat Shalom lol.

And then today, I watch episode 10. I CRIED! IT WAS SO BAD! DRAMA, WHY DO YOU HATE ME!? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY POOR BELOVED SANG BONG!? WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS!? I DIDN'T WANT ANGST! I JUST WANTED TO LOVE SANG BONG FROM AFAR FOREVER AND FOR HIM TO BE HAPPY AND FOR JI HEON AND SANG BONG TO HAVE THEIR LITTLE BROMANCE AND JI HEON AND YEON WOO WOULD GET TOGETHER AND BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAD TO RUIN SANG BONG'S LIFE AND THEREFORE RUIN JI HEON'S LIFE AND NOW THERE'S SO MUCH FJ:ERHUDJKBHFREJFKCFBH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

DRAMA, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER! YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE IT BACK! IT'S IRREVERSIBLE NOW! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR SANG BONG TO GET BETTER! HE'LL NEVER WIN ANOTHER GOLD MEDAL! YOU RUINED HIS FUTURE! AT THE HANDS OF HIS BEST FRIEND! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE JI HEON BE THE ONE TO DO IT TO HIM!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*takes a deep breath*

"Drama, from now on. I don't think we should see each other anymore. You've caused me too much pain."...... is what I would say. But I can't. Drama, I'm not breaking up with you. Yet. But I'm not holding on for you! I'm only staying because of Sang Bong. You are nothing to me. *runs away and cries*

I hate Kdramas

Shalom: Do you like it!?
Me: STOP RUINING MY LIFEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA FAIL OUT OF SCHOOL AND WORK AT MCDONALDS! I HAVE TO STUDY FOR SATSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Shalom: Yayyyyyy you like it!!!!!!!!
Me: ...
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Me: .....Umm he grabbed her arm. And his uniform is kinda open and slightly chest revealing. I.... I.... I WILL NOT THINK INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS!!!!!!
Shalom: Hahahahahaha him and the rest of the team... Oh wait... Are you there yet? -0- idk but he and the rest of the people are shirtless like 1/2 the time >:D. I LOVE THIS SHOWWWWWWWWW AHHHHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMM! Lol imma got to korea and get a lifesized poster of him.
Me: <3 I like shirtless-... >_< STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehe Quirrel is my favorite professor

(After school. Cuz we like hanging with Quirrel. He's cool.)
Shalom: You know my brother Nissi right?
Quirrel: Yea I know him.
Me: WAS HE HOT!?
Shalom: Stop it. You're gross.
Me: WAS HE HOTTTT!? I've always wanted to know if Shalom's brother was hot BUT SHE WON'T TELL ME! WAS HE HOT!?
Quirrel: Yea, I would know. Because I look at my students like that.
Quirrel: Especially the male ones....

BIRTHDAY :(

I've always wanted to have a surprise birthday party. But no one's ever thrown me one.

I'm gonna throw myself a surprise party next year and secretly invite everyone without letting them know it's me. And then I'll walk in with normal clothes and pretend to be surprised and tell my friends how much I love them. Then I will go and change into a fancyschmancy dress that just so COINKIDINKILY happened to be in my closet.

It'll be great. We'll play Twister and I'll put coloring books in all the return gifts (that I just HAPPEN to have set aside....just in case).

And there will be a pinata.

Oh yea I forgot

I forgot this one:
(During Academic Bowl practice)
Elorm: Did you wanna be a Pope when you were little, Professor Binns?
Binns: .....no?
Tyusha: He's atheist!
Elorm: Yea, but back when he was Catholic....
Binns: I don't wanna be celibate!!!!

I'm in class in the library...

Ok so since I'm in the library and both a computer and my school stuff are conveniently in one spot, I'm going to put all the convos on my post-it notes and hall passes and planner. Finally.

(In Physics)
Terrell and Shalom: *arguing*
Professor Quirrel: *trying to get people to stop laughing so he can teach* Ok guys!
Shalom: MY LEG BONE!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL!
Quirrel: Why is this class so RANDOM!?
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(In AP Calc)
Vaman: Someone smells nice. Like fruity? Minty?.....
Professor Snape: It's not me. Stop coming on to me!
Class: ....o_O
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(In Physics)
*Ryan does a dumb thing*
Quirrel: Will you STOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!??
Terrell: You should take the back of your hand and draw it across his face..... at a high velocity. Oh yea! Physics. Ya like that, don't you?
Quirrel: I would, but we're not studying collisions yet.
*Everyone starts talking about stuff*
(2 minutes later)
Aaron: A POSITIVE high velocity! *smiling really wide*
Everyone: .....


Me: Blah blah blah blah Aaron is really gay. Blah blah blah. Aaron is soooooooooo gay!
*Aaron sticks his tongue out at me*
Terrell: He stuck his tongue out. That kinda... you know... homosexual.
Alexandra: There's another word for that.
Me, Alexandra, and Terrell: GAY!
Aaron: I'm higher than the average!
Alexandra: You're higher than the average gay?
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(In Pre AP)
*Professor McGonagall is talking about the scandalous kiss in the movie Gone With The Wind or something*
McGonagall: It's not like the trashy teen romance novels we have today.
Me: I like those trashy teen romance novels.
McGonagall: And not like the appalling romance movies we see today.
Me: I like those appalling romance movies.
McGonagall: You like those? Slut.
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Quotes by Snape:
Snape: I'm a bad boy.
Snape: I didn't take my medicine today. That's why my other personality is coming through.
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(In Physics)
Aaron: She's trying to touch your butt.
Terrell: I know.
Me: Why do you keep touching people's butts Shalom? (referring to the Ronald Incident)
Shalom: Why do people keep accusing me of that!? You're like the third one today!
Everyone: ....

(another day)
*Terrell walks by*
Shalom: I touched your butt.
Terrell: Ok.
Me: o_O what?
Shalom: .... nothing.
Me: you said.....
Shalom: That never happened.
Me: I'm putting this in my blog.
Shalom: NO! IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!
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So yea that's everything. Hehehehe Shalom is a butt-toucher. She touched Ronald's butt too. BUTT-TOUCHER BUTT-TOUCHER BUTT-TOUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I learned what the word "twat" meant. It's stupid.

A Stalker's Life is SOOOO Easy.... :)

Pratyusha Gupta 6:22 pm
Dood.
AIM/Facebook makes my life so easy.
dancingdesigirl 6:22 pm
i know right?
wait why?
Pratyusha Gupta 6:22 pm
What do you mean "Why?"
Because it's all there in one convienient side bar!
dancingdesigirl 6:23 pm
oh lol
i only like it cuz i can save all my convos
Pratyusha Gupta 6:23 pm
Oh.
That's stalkerish.
dancingdesigirl 6:23 pm
....
Pratyusha Gupta 6:23 pm
As can be expected from you!
dancingdesigirl 6:23 pm
no it's not
it's not stalkerish
Pratyusha Gupta 6:23 pm
Yes it is!
dancingdesigirl 6:23 pm
not even remotely stalker
Pratyusha Gupta 6:23 pm
You're saving all of the conversations.
dancingdesigirl 6:23 pm
so?
they save automatically
Pratyusha Gupta 6:24 pm
Oh.
dancingdesigirl 6:24 pm
so if we ever discussed something important i can just go back and check
Pratyusha Gupta 6:24 pm
That's whack.
dancingdesigirl 6:24 pm
and if u said something
like
"i'm 19"
and then 2 years later on your birthday u say you turned 20
then i can tell u ur a liar and show u proof
true story
Pratyusha Gupta 6:24 pm
ROFLCOPTER.
Nice one.
That's a great use for it ;P
dancingdesigirl 6:25 pm
yea
ronak tried to pull that one on me
bum
he doesnt know how old he is
Pratyusha Gupta 6:25 pm
Wow.
That's something so stupid I don't even have words to describe how stupid it is.