God has given me a sign

The day I decided to go running after a loooong dry spell of not running, my dad decided to get pizza. I did not ask for pizza or even mention pizza. This never happens.

The next day (today), my mom made dal makhani, paneer, AND paratha. Two different kinds of paratha. These are all like my favorite Indian foods that I never get to eat because we're south indian and because they make you fat. And I got to eat all of them on the same day. AND I DIDN'T EVEN ASK!!!!!! THIS NEVER HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think this means that God wants me to be fat. Possibly because my excess bulge will come in handy soon during the zombie apocalypse when I have to burn my stored fat for energy because I can't risk leaving my shelter to rob a Wal-Mart. This means that God thinks I have a good chance of making it through the apocalypse and I will need my extra fat reserves to nourish the several babies I must have in order to repopulate the Earth.

Awesome.

it's not a diary

Friday when Alex, Tyusha, and I went to the mall to get Nikki's bday present, I bought a.... ummm..... cute blank book with lines on the inside. Tyusha and Alex saw through the bag and thought it was a diary. But it's not. It's a cute blank book with lines on the inside. That I happen to write in.

I like writing in it :) I can write stuff that's too personal to put on the blog and stuff. It's like therapy in a book. But it's not a diary. Seriously. And i think it's easier to keep writing in it than it is to make blog entries. The act of writing words on paper is nice :)

I RAN TODAY! Only cuz my dad decided to get pizza for dinner T___T, but still.

NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I really really really really wanna go. If I get in and that other thing that I shouldn't tell anyone about yet happens, I will donate $1001 to the Hindu Temple up in Hockessin.

*cross my fingers*

Also, I'm taking SATs on the 4th. I bet my mom a nonexistent $1200 that I'll get a 2300... Why did I do that? Omg.

i dont pms -__-

I never thought I PMS. Like I don't get particularly moody at that time of month compared to other times of the month. At least that's what I thought.

Yesterday we had a lan party for tsa and i came late and the parking lot was full cuz the spring sports banquet thing was at the same time. So i was looking around for a parking spot in the main lot and there was only spot left but me and some lady were going for it at the same time. I was like whatever and just let her have it. But then I circled around again and I couldn't find another spot and I started crying. WTHHHHHH!?
But anyway, I just parked in the junior lot. T_____T

Update: Today I teared up when I accidentally unplugged my laptop and it shut down. I HATE MY PERIODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. T_T

today is mother's day

I hate my mother.

Grammyyyy

My grandmother can't read English at all. She was about to clean my bathtub and she brings me a bottle and asks, "Is this what you use to clean the bathtubs?" And I'm like, "That's mouthwash..."

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH