Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I am soo, so sorry. K?

OK I know I said I would post a rant. And I would make it long and I would talk about stuff I hate and all that.

And I know I didn't.

Errr...sorry. I've been extremely busy with SHIT. But even though I was extremely busy today also, I decided I would take the time to make a mini-post. WHat is it going to be about? I have no idea.

Well first of all I would like to ask a question: What the hell is this whole "playing the gay card to get the girls" thing? I mean, WTF? Ok seriously, I really don't get that.

I asked my friend at lunch what the logic behind girls making out to get guys is and why the fuck it actually works and he's like "Well, put it this way. If you saw two guys making out, would you look away or keep watching?"

I would keep watching. I bet I wouldn't even blink either.

But that wouldn't make me attracted to them. I'd be like "Ok, these dudes are GAY! They are OFF-LIMITS!" So why don't other people get this?

And another things that pisses me off is people pretending to be gay.

Don't get me wrong, I don't care if you're gay, or lesbian, or bi, homo, trans, or metro or whatever. That's cool man, as long as you keep the PDA on the DL most of the time.

But all of a sudden there are wayyyy too many lesbian girls at school. I can't believe half of them. So what pisses me off is when people pretend to be homo or whatever.

Do they think it's cool or something? No. Being homo does not make you cool. It doesn't really change anything usually. If you're a cool person and you happen to be gay, then yu're still a cool person. But if you're a weirdo and you're gay, then YOU'RE STILL A WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!

QUIT INSULTING GAYS AND STOP PRETENDING TO BE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U WANNABEFAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway........

Now that I've got that off my chest...

So tomorrow is Legislative Appreciation Day. So the TSA state officers and other state officers that are not TSA but....other things are gonna have a luncheon at Dover Downs. I will DEVOUR ZE CHEESECAKE!!! SACRE BLEU!!!!!!!!

And then we're gonna go listen to important people talk and we get to meet Markell and other people that are like him but aren't as important since I don't know their names.

FUNFUNFUN!!!! I get to miss a day of school, and I get to eat cheesecake. And other things too I guess, but I think the cheesecake will be the highlight. We'll see.

I'm going to make a post tomorrow about the highlights of ze luncheon tomorrow.

4 comments:

Josh said...

I totally agree with you. I think homosexuality is becoming the new poseur punk. Imagine seeing a store in the mall targeted towards gays; similar to Hot Topic in relation to this whole punk=emo=cool. Ok that equation is fucked up. I need to do a blogpost about that...

lmfao @ PDA on the DL

Dheeraj said...

What he said^

BQ Ninja said...

Markell sucks.

And yeah, people who think they're gay and aren't suck.

And it's probably because some dudes are, you know, not mature, and thusly think lesbians are hot (but are too stupid to realize that it's not like they can actually date one...)

Dheeraj said...

Well they could be bi.
Which, for a guy, is a double-plus.