Tea Party and Blah

I HAVE A SUPER DUPER CRAVING TO WATCH LAGAAN! That movie is the shiznit forrealz.

And I hate pulp. Today I had pizza for dinner. And my mom got mad because I didn't wish my parents a happy anniversary as soon as I woke up. But I wished them when my dad came home for lunch, even though only my dad heard, not my mom.

Yea so anyway, since everyone's been.... OH I FORGOT! I GOT MY LICENSE TODAY WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! And I made Ronak say "WHOOOPEEEE" when I told him, even though I didn't think he would say it. :D

Ok anyway, back to what I was saying... wait before I forget, dark chocolate totally beats white chocolate. White chocolate isn't even real chocolate. It's not chocolate at all! It has a cacao content of 0% and without cacao HOW CAN IT BE CONSIDERED CHOCOLATE!? It's just sugary mess of sugar and milk and sugar and sugar. It's disgusting. It's not even yummy. It's grossness combined with gross sugar. That's what it is. Dark chocolate is made of cacao and awesomesauce. And some other stuff.

And mint chocolate chip ice cream = heaven.

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OK BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING!
Since everyone's been saying which five people they would invite to their dinner party, I'm not gonna do that. Dinner parties aren't even fun unless it's an Indian one and me, Sri, and Dolly are there and we make forts out of chairs, blankets, and pillows.

So instead, I WAS gonna list the 5 people I would invite to a slumber party but then I wouldn't be able to invite any guys so instead here are the 5 people I would invite to a tea party and then watch mean girls and play manhunt.

1. Michael Jackson. Because he's awesome like that.
2. Selena Gomez. Because I have a ginormous girl-crush on her.
3. Teenage Tom Riddle. Because he's hot and manipulative.
4. Taeyang. Because he's hot and can dance and sing. And is single.
5. VegetaGokuTrunksGohanPiccoloGotenKrillinAndroid18FatBuuChiChiVidelBulmaPanBra. Ok I know that's cheating but I can't pick just one!!!!

I have a feeling that VegetaGokuTrunksGohanPiccoloGotenKrillinAndroid18FatBuu will win at manhunt. Me and Selena Gomez and ChiChiVidelBulmaPanBra will bond over Mean Girls and we'll all have a grand old time at our tea party. By the way, there will be no tea served at the tea party. Only lemonade and Pepsi and ice cream. And some other stuff.

But Tom Riddle might try to kill us. Whatever yo.

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Edit: I would also Richard Ramirez: The Night Stalker. He's a satanic serial killer that is currently on death row for doing unmentionably gross things. Oh, and I also would invite some bodyguards.