Setting: I just walked into class and Alexandra was talking to Alexa
Alexandra: I like your hair.
Me: *noticing alexa's hair* I like it too.
Alexandra: JK, it's ugly.
Me: But it looks better than usual.
Alexa: >_<
Me and Alexandra: *BAMF*
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In Physics:
Shalom: Manisha, I thought your hair was brown for a second, but then I realized it was your ear.
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In class
Setting: Tyusha's begging me to go to homecoming.
Me: Well maybe I don't wanna go out! Maybe I wanna stay at home!
Professor Huckleberry: The only people that wanna stay at home are those who aren't allowed to go out, or shouldn't.
Me: Is that what your frat boys told you? (I don't think he heard me)
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