11/10/10

(In Pre-AP Lit)
McGonagall: Do you think the poeople in Cuba are proud to live their country? No. That's why they're always tring to get on a raft and go to Miami.
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Me: Professor Quirrel! Tell me if Shalom's brother was hot or not!
Quirrel: I told you! I don't judge my students like that!
Me: Why nottt? He's not even tagged in any of Shalom's pics and his profile picture isn't available to me and I don't wanna add him as a friend cuz that would be creepy!
Quirrel: So you're just trying to get a picture of him in your head right?
Me: Yea. I mean I already know he basically looks like Shalom since all asians look the same.
Quirrel: Yea! He did actually look EXACTLY like Shalom!
Me: LOLOLOLOL. Did other girls think he was hot?
Quirrel: Well he had a girlfriend that was also in my class.
Me: Was she pretty?
Quirrel: Yup.
Me: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DON'T JUDGE YOUR STUDENTS!
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Me: Alex....
Alex: One sec..
Shalom: She blew you off.
Me: It's ok. I like getting blown off.
*pause*
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Me: Terrell! There's this Indian music video where this guy blahblahblahblah (THIS VIDEO). And I've seen that video like 3 years ago and I only JUST realized that he's supposed to be a pimp!
Terrell: -_-
Shalom: I know a pimp!
Us: lololol wtf?
*Quirrel comes over to see if we're doing work. I dunno why he does cuz we never do it)
Me: Professor Quirrel! Guess what! Shalom knows a pimp! :D
Shalom: An ex-pimp.
Me: And EX-pimp! :D :D :D :D
*Quirrel stares at me*
Terrell: Just walk away man...
*Quirrel walks away*
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Shalom: OH! OH! There's at least two new people in our school. That means two new people....
Me: ...to stalk.
Shalom: -_-
Shalom: no, to increase our class rank
Me: oh. yayyyyy :D