Ok so since I'm in the library and both a computer and my school stuff are conveniently in one spot, I'm going to put all the convos on my post-it notes and hall passes and planner. Finally.
(In Physics)
Terrell and Shalom: *arguing*
Professor Quirrel: *trying to get people to stop laughing so he can teach* Ok guys!
Shalom: MY LEG BONE!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL!
Quirrel: Why is this class so RANDOM!?
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(In AP Calc)
Vaman: Someone smells nice. Like fruity? Minty?.....
Professor Snape: It's not me. Stop coming on to me!
Class: ....o_O
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(In Physics)
*Ryan does a dumb thing*
Quirrel: Will you STOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!??
Terrell: You should take the back of your hand and draw it across his face..... at a high velocity. Oh yea! Physics. Ya like that, don't you?
Quirrel: I would, but we're not studying collisions yet.
*Everyone starts talking about stuff*
(2 minutes later)
Aaron: A POSITIVE high velocity! *smiling really wide*
Everyone: .....
Me: Blah blah blah blah Aaron is really gay. Blah blah blah. Aaron is soooooooooo gay!
*Aaron sticks his tongue out at me*
Terrell: He stuck his tongue out. That kinda... you know... homosexual.
Alexandra: There's another word for that.
Me, Alexandra, and Terrell: GAY!
Aaron: I'm higher than the average!
Alexandra: You're higher than the average gay?
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(In Pre AP)
*Professor McGonagall is talking about the scandalous kiss in the movie Gone With The Wind or something*
McGonagall: It's not like the trashy teen romance novels we have today.
Me: I like those trashy teen romance novels.
McGonagall: And not like the appalling romance movies we see today.
Me: I like those appalling romance movies.
McGonagall: You like those? Slut.
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Quotes by Snape:
Snape: I'm a bad boy.
Snape: I didn't take my medicine today. That's why my other personality is coming through.
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(In Physics)
Aaron: She's trying to touch your butt.
Terrell: I know.
Me: Why do you keep touching people's butts Shalom? (referring to the Ronald Incident)
Shalom: Why do people keep accusing me of that!? You're like the third one today!
Everyone: ....
(another day)
*Terrell walks by*
Shalom: I touched your butt.
Terrell: Ok.
Me: o_O what?
Shalom: .... nothing.
Me: you said.....
Shalom: That never happened.
Me: I'm putting this in my blog.
Shalom: NO! IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!
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So yea that's everything. Hehehehe Shalom is a butt-toucher. She touched Ronald's butt too. BUTT-TOUCHER BUTT-TOUCHER BUTT-TOUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, I learned what the word "twat" meant. It's stupid.
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