Thursday, February 17, 2011

5 signs that you're into someone

lol. i am like. so freaking obvious. i have zero mastery over the art of subtlety.

1. Their pictures will cover my desktop background. ;) Well, maybe that's only for celebrity crushes...
2. I'll start acting differently towards them. Sometimes I might be nicer, but usually I'm meaner. I actually don't even remember because it's been so long since I've actually liked someone.
3. Even if I act meaner, I get really awkward and I probably make a really big fool out of myself.
4. Overanalyze everything.
5. I start scheming.... LOL.
6. I draw little hearts in my binders and random sheets of paper with their names in it. Like a 3rd grader -___-
7. When people are joking and they say that I like someone or that me and someone would make a good couple, I normally just laugh or be like "what? lol" or something along those lines. But when they say something like that about someone that I ACTUALLY LIKE then I start smiling at first, but then I play it off like I'm laughing. And then I say "that's stupid." or something to indicate that I'm in denial. And I can't stop myself from doing this.
8. If a friend knows about it, then they usually tease me about it and then I just sit there and smile like an idiot. Not just for that moment, but for the rest of the day.
9. I make dumb excuses to talk to them. And then I say dumb things.
10. I take the smallest comments that they say and twist them around to delude myself into thinking that maybe they like me too. For example, if they said they like girls that wear pink and the day before, I wore a pink shirt then I'll spend 47890 hours thinking if that was a SIGN or something. Lol. I'm stupid -___-
11. Even when they ask me a nonpersonal question like "What pages was the homework on?", I'll be like "OMG! WHY DID HE ASK ME OF ALL PEOPLE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!! ^_^"
12. I basically act like a lovesick puppy dog. Everyone in a 5 mile radius can see it.


Omg... when was the last time I liked somebody? I don't even know if these are true or not... I think they are.

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