Kiwi poop.

(My mom gave me a plate of sliced kiwis for "lunch" since my dad wasn't gonna be back with Subway until 3)

Mummy: Tell me if you like them.

Me: Uh, I eat kiwis all the time. I like them.

Mummy: Are kiwis good?

Me: Yea they're the most nutritionally dense fruit.

Mummy: Really?

Me: Yea, but they make you go to the bathroom a lot.

Mummy: Peepee or poopoo?

Me: Number 2

Mummy: That's good!!

Me: -____-

I'm going to P.F. Chang's today! Yayyy. I will control myself, I promise. And I'll pray before I eat that I don't eat a lot. Lol.