Me: That's a High School Musical song!!!!
Terrell: ...
Shalom: Manish, you're scary. Everything that I think in my head, you say it out loud.
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Mark: Do Asians have small d****?
Me: Shouldn't you already know? Since you're Asian.....?
Mark: I dunno, maybe I'm the exception.
(blah blah blah)
Tyusha: You don't know the kinds of things I've done Mark.
Me: I know! But I don't wanna know. It's gross. People shouldn't do that kind of stuff EVER!
Mark: Why? It's fun.
*-________________- I did not know Mark was like this*
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(blah blah blah, it's Calculus and Tyusha was saying something about Mark not copying her work and then I said something and stuff blahblahblah I don't remember)
Mark: I'm not copying, I'm just checking....
Me: What Mark? You're checking out her numbers? You think Tyusha's answers are hot?
Mark: Blah blah blah Yea I like her numbers better than you.
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhhh
Me: Yea but Tyusha's numbers are all you could ever get.
Mark: No. I could get like..... pie or something.
Me: What? -_____-
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